WW II em WoW

Para quem não fala WoW, não faz mal. Leiam na mesma que tá um bom resumo. Já agora, isto passa-se na janela de chat.

> England: Ok everyone, this is a simple fight, basically we are going to form one big circle around Germany and slowly dps it down. Can uh someone please help me summon the US.
> US: Uh yeah guys, I'm in the bank sorting my bags out, dont summon yet.
> Poland dies.
> England: POLAND WTF WHY START THE FIGHT!
> Poland: Dude I didn't he just aggroed.
> Austria-Hungary is afflicted by mind-control.
> England: SOMEONE PICK IT UP NOW
> France: It's cool, I got this
> France casts German-France border shield wall.
> Germany casts go-through-belgium.
> France dies
> France: FFS why do I always die so quick?
> England: OK WTF WHY AM I TANKING, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE RANGE DPS FROM OVER HERE. OK I need 2 people to help summon US, we still got this.
> US: Wait, I'm just looking at cloth on the AH, don't summon.
> Germany takes flight.
> England: OK OK OK, he's in phase 2, I need all heals on me.
> Canada: Dude, just bandage yourself.
> Italians attacks British Somaliland in East Africa
> British Somaliland: Adds have spawned.
> Greece dies.
> Yugoslavia dies.
> Greece: F$%@ing blitzkrieg, that Sh$@s way too overpowered.
> England: Ok Russia, you need to pull aggro and collapse all the way to Stalingrad
> Russia: AH WTF, i was supposed to be dps, goddamn you noobass tanks.
> US has been afflicted by pearl harbor.
> US: AH WTF
> England: ?????
> US: My durability on my weapons just went down like 50%, what the hell?
> Australia: OH CRAP AN ADD JUST SPAWNED ABOVE ME, helppppppppppp.
> US: Ok summon
> US: wth
> England: ???
> US: You guys are like tier 1, and wtf france you're still using greys?
> France: /w US Can i have some money plz?
> England: Ok we got this side covered, how's right side?
> Russia: just popped mass production, i'm coo
> Germany becomes enraged and launches V2 rockets.
> England: Ok stay away from those and get him down quick
> Germany dies
> US: Ok all on Japan
> England: US, execute
> US launches Enola Gay
> Japan: Stay your attack mortals, I submit, I SUBMIT.
> US: LOOT
> England: ohhhhhh, this should be interesting [Germany], ok roll if you
>US rolls 50 (1-100)
> Russia rolls 50 (1-100)